>> 1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick,
>> age 10
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>> 2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look
>> stupid?"
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>> don't answer him. - Michael, 14
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>> 3. Never tell your mom her diet's not working. -
>> Michael, 14
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>> 4. Stay away from prunes. - Randy, 9
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>> 5. Never pee on an electric fence. - Robert, 13
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>> 6. Don't squat with your spurs on. - Noronha, 13
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>> 7. Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. -
>> Emily, 10
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>> 8. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her
>> brush your
>>
>> hair. - Taylia, 11
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>>
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>> 9. Never allow your three-year old brother in the
>> same room
>>
>> as your school assignment. - Traci, 14
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>> 10. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same
>> time.
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>> - Kyoyo, 9
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>> 11. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of
>> milk.
>>
>> - Armir, 9
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>> 12. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. -
>> Lauren, 9
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>> 13. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a
>> baseball bat.
>>
>> - Joel, 10
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>> 14. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to
>> your mom when
>>
>> she's on the phone. - Alyesha, 13