>>>> A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken
to the
>>> > hospital.
>>> >
>>> > While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
>>> > Seeing God, she asked if this was it. God said, "No
you have
>>> > another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live."
>>> >
>>> > Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and
>>> > have a face lift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy
tuck, etc.
>>> > She even had someone come in and change her hair color,
figuring
>>> > since she had so much more time to live, she might as well
make
>>> > the most of it.
>>> >
>>> > She got out of the hospital after the last operation and while
>>crossing the street was killed by an ambulance speeding to the
hospital.
>>> >
>>> > Arriving in front of God, she exclaimed, "I thought you
said I had
>>> > another 40 Years?"
>>> >
>>> > God replied, "I didn't recognize you."