A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks
it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie!
The genie says, "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I
will grant you three wishes."
The man says "Great! I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what
Iwant. First, I want one billion dollars in a Swiss bank account."
Poof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account
numbers appears in his hand!
He continues, "Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here."
Poof! There is a flash of light and a bright red, brand-new Ferrari
appears right next to him!
He continues, "Finally, I want to be irresistible to women."
Poof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates.