> Three women were out golfing one day
and one of them hit her
> ball into the woods.
> She went into the woods to look for it
and found a frog in a
> trap.
> The frog said to her, "If you
release me from this trap, I will
> grant you
> three wishes.... " The
woman freed the frog and the frog
> said, "Thank you,
> but I failed to mention that there was
a condition to your
> wishes -- that whatever you wish for,
your husband will get 10
> times more or
> better."
> The woman said that would be okay, and
for her first wish
> she wanted to be the most beautiful
woman in the world...
> The frog warned her, "You do
realise that this wish will also,
> make your
> husband the most handsome man in the
world, an Adonis, that
> woman will
> flock to him.... "
> The woman replied, "That will be
okay, because I will be the
> most beautiful woman and he will only
have eyes for me...
> So, poof - she's the most
beautiful woman in the world.
> For her second wish, she wanted to be
the richest woman in the
> world. The
> frog said, "That will make your
husband the richest man in the
> world and he will
> be ten times richer than you...."
> The woman said, "That will be
okay, because what is mine is
> his, and what
> is his is mine...." So, poof
- she's the richest woman in the
> world.
> The frog then inquired about her third
wish and she answered,
> "I'd like a
> mild heart attack........"