There are some people that should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm
stupid."
That way you wouldn't rely on them would you? You wouldn't ask them
anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops, never mind. I didn't
see your
sign."
It's like before my wife and I moved from Bay Shore to Coram...our house
was
full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My neighbor comes
over and says, "Hey, You moving?"
"Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week. Just to
see how many
boxes it takes. Here's your sign."
Last summer I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into
the
dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass and this idiot on the dock
goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?"
"Nope. Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign."
I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel, there
was
a guy inventing a shark bite suit. There's only one way to test that.
"All right Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want
you
to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite
you."
"Well all right...hold my sign, I don't wanna lose it"
Last week I had a flat tire, so I pulled my truck into one of these
side-of-the-road gas stations, the attendant walks out, looks at my truck,
looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?"
I couldn't resist. I said "Nope. No, I was driving around and those other
three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign."
We were trying to sell our car about a year ago, a guy came over to the
house, drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house,
he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then goes,
"Darn that's hot!"
See.... If he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.