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    So little...so much....


    >
    > Sad, but often true...
    >
    > *Funny how a $100 "looks" so big when taken to church,
    > but so small when taken to the mall.
    >
    > *Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do
    > not have to believe, think, say or do anything.
    >
    > *Funny how long it takes to serve God for an hour, but how
    > quickly a team plays 60 minutes of basketball.
    >
    > *Funny how long a couple of hours spent at church seem,
    > but how short they are when watching a movie.
    >
    > *Funny how people can't think of anything to say when they
    > pray, but don't have difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a
    friend.
    >
    > *Funny how people get thrilled when a baseball game goes
    > into extra innings, but complain when a sermon is longer than the
regular
    time.
    >
    > *Funny how hard it is to read a chapter in the bible, but
    > how easy it is to read 100 pages of a best selling novel.
    >
    > *Funny how people want to get a front seat at any game or
    > concert, but scramble to get a back seat at church services.
    >
    > *Funny how people need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to fit
    > church event into their schedule, but can adjust their schedule for
other
    events
    > at the last moment.
    >
    > *Funny how hard it is for people to learn the simple gospel,
    > tell enough to tell others, but how simple it is for the same
    > people to understand and repeat gossip.
    >
    > *Funny how people believe what the newspaper says, but
    > question what the Bible says.
    >
    > *Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail
    > and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages
    > regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.
    >
    > >****Don't' think twice, pass it on!****
    >
    > "And we know that in all things God works for the good of
    > those who love Him, who have been called according to His purpose."
    > Romans
    > 8:28