>
> Sad, but often true...
>
> *Funny how a $100 "looks" so big when taken to
church,
> but so small when taken to the mall.
>
> *Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they
do
> not have to believe, think, say or do anything.
>
> *Funny how long it takes to serve God for an hour, but
how
> quickly a team plays 60 minutes of basketball.
>
> *Funny how long a couple of hours spent at church seem,
> but how short they are when watching a movie.
>
> *Funny how people can't think of anything to say when
they
> pray, but don't have difficulty thinking of things to
talk about to a
friend.
>
> *Funny how people get thrilled when a baseball game goes
> into extra innings, but complain when a sermon is longer
than the
regular
time.
>
> *Funny how hard it is to read a chapter in the bible,
but
> how easy it is to read 100 pages of a best selling
novel.
>
> *Funny how people want to get a front seat at any game
or
> concert, but scramble to get a back seat at church
services.
>
> *Funny how people need 2 or 3 weeks advance notice to
fit
> church event into their schedule, but can adjust their
schedule for
other
events
> at the last moment.
>
> *Funny how hard it is for people to learn the simple
gospel,
> tell enough to tell others, but how simple it is for the
same
> people to understand and repeat gossip.
>
> *Funny how people believe what the newspaper says, but
> question what the Bible says.
>
> *Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through
e-mail
> and they spread like wildfire, but when you start
sending messages
> regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.
>
> >****Don't' think twice, pass it on!****
>
> "And we know that in all things God works for the
good of
> those who love Him, who have been called according to
His purpose."
> Romans
> 8:28