A Blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks
> > for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe
> > on
> > business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
> > The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of
> > security for such a loan, so the Blonde hands over the
> > keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in
> > front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the
> > bank
> > agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
> > An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's
> > underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks
> > later, the Blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the
> > interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer
> > says, "We are very happy to have had your business,
> > and
> > this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we
> > are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked
> > you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.
> > What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow
> > $5,000?" The Blonde replied, "Where else in New York
> > can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?"
> >
> >
> > Finally a "Smart Blonde" joke!