One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in town got up early and
>> > went to the local church. Before the services started, the
townspeople
>> > were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their
>> > families, etc. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the
church.
>> > Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance,
trampling
>> > each other in a frantic effort to get away from the evil
incarnate.
>> > Soon, everyone was evacuated from the church, except for one
elderly
>> > gentleman, who sat calmly in his pew, not moving-appearing
oblivious to
>> > the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
>> > Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and
said,
>> > "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yup,
sure do." Satan
asked,
>> > "Aren't you afraid of me?" "Nope, sure ain't,"
said the man. Satan was
a
>> > little disturbed by this and asked, "Why aren't you afraid of
me?" The
>> > man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48
years."