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Signs That You Might Be Stressed

 * You can achieve a "Runner's High" by sitting up.
 
 * The sun is too loud.
 
 * Trees begin to chase you.
 
 * You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
 
 * You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip
 solution of espresso.
 
 * You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the
 consumption of coffee.
 
 * You can hear mimes.
 
 * You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that
 you have said it before.
 
 * You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.
 
 * Things become "Very Clear."
 
 * You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.
 
 * You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that
 you have said it before.
 
 * You begin speaking in a language that only you and Channelers can
 understand.
 
 * The less sense matter and matter is more than sense.
 
 * You keep yelling "STOP TOUCHING ME!!!!" even though you are
    the only one in the room.
 
 * You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that
 you have said it before.
 
 * Your heart beats in 7/8 time.
 
 * You and Reality file for divorce.
 
 * You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that
 you have said it before.
 
 * You can skip without a rope.
 
 * It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
 
 * You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that
 you have said it before.
 
 * You have great revelations concerning: Life, the Universe and
 Everything else, but can't quite find the words for them before the
 white glow disappears, leaving you more confused than before.
 
 * You can travel without moving.
 
 * Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition. 
 
 * You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.
 
 * You have an irresistible urge to bite the noses of the people you
 are talking to.
 
 * You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that
 you have said it before.
 
 * Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head
 quieted, it was like losing your best friend.