> There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting
> around discussing which one of them was going to go to God
> and tell Him that they didn't need him anymore. Finally,
> one of the scientists volunteered and went to go tell
> God he was no longer needed...
>
> So the scientist says to God : "God, you know, a bunch of us
> have been thinking and I've come to tell you that we really
> don't need you anymore. I mean, we've been coming up with
> great theories and ideas, we've cloned sheep, and we're on
> the verge of cloning humans. So as you can see, we really
> don't need you."
>
> God nods understandingly and says: " I see. Well, no hard
> feelings. But before you go let's have a contest. What d'ya
> think?"
>
> The scientist says: "Sure I'm all for it. What kind of
contest?"
>
> God: " A man-making contest."
>
> The scientist: "Sure! No problem" The scientist bends down
> and picks up a handful of dirt and says: "Okay, I'm ready!"
>
> And God says: "No, no. You go get your own dirt."