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How to Handle a Rejection Letter

Dear [Interviewer's Name]:


Thank you for your letter of [Date of Interview].  After careful
consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your
refusal to offer me employment with your firm.  This year I have had
been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of
rejection letters.  With such a varied and promising field of
candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite [Firm's Name]'s outstanding qualifications and previous
experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not
meet with my needs at this time.  Therefore, I will initiate employment
with your firm immediately following graduation.  I look forward to
seeing you then. Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.

Sincerely,


[Your Name]