The power went out in a Texas neighborhood. When the Aggie
heard a plane flying low overhead, he noticed the plane's landing lights
were on; so he observed, "Must not be a wide-spread power outage-the
plane's lights are on."
A child comes home from his first day at school.
His mother asks, "Well, what did you learn today?" He replies,
"Not enough. They want me to come back tomorrow."
Little Susie came running into the house after school one day,
shouting, "Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!"
"That's great, Sweetheart," said her daddy. "Here's $15.00.
I
am going to double your allowance. And now, let me take you out for ice
cream."
Later, after returning from the ice cream parlor, the father
asked: "Come in the living room and tell me about your 100 %."
"Well," she began, "I got 50 in spelling, 30 in science, and 20
in health."