A rabbi and priest got into a car accident and it was a bad one. Both
cars were totally demolished, but amazingly, neither was injured.
As they both crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest's collar
and says, "So you are a priest. I am a rabbi. Just look at our cars!
There's nothing left. But we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God.
He must have meant that we should meet and be friends and live together
in peace the rest of our days."
And the priest said, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign
from God."
The rabbi said, "And look at this! There's another miracle. My car is
completely demolished, but this bottle of Mogen David wine didn't break;
surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
He handed the bottle of wine to the priest. The priest said he agreed,
took a few big swigs and handed the bottle back to the rabbi. The rabbi
took the bottle, didn't drink at all, put the cap on, and handed it
back to the priest.
The priest asked, "Aren't you going to have any?"
The rabbi replied. "No. . . I think I'll just wait for the
police."