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Nice Pigs

The President got off the helicopter in front of the
 White House
 with a
 >  baby pig under each arm. The Marine guard snapped
 to attention,
 saluted,
 >  and said: "Nice pigs, sir."
 >
 >  The President replied: "These are not pigs, these
 are authentic
 Arkansas
 >  Razorback Hogs. I got one for Hillary, and I got
 one for Chelsea. "
 >
 >  The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and
 replied, "Nice
 trade,
 >  sir."