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Useful phrases for work


>  1)  Thank you.  We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique
>point of view.
>  2)  The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an
>artist.
>  3)  I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to
>pronounce.
>  4)  Any connection between your reality and mine is purely
>coincidental.
>  5)  I have plenty of talent and vision.  I just don't give a damn.
>  6)  I like you.  You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
>  7)  What am I?  Flypaper for freaks!?
>  8)  I'm not being rude.  You're just insignificant.
>  9)  I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
>10)  Ahhh...I see the f---up fairy has visited us again...
>11)  I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
>12)  It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
>13)  Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
>14)  No, my powers can only be used for good.
>15)  How about never?  Is never good for you?
>16)  I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship
>me.
>17)  You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
>18)  I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
>19)  I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
>20)  I don't work here.  I'm a consultant.
>21)  Who me?  I just wander from room to room.
>22)  My toys!  My toys!  I can't do this job without my toys!
>23)  It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm
>really quite busy.
>24)  At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
>25)  You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
>26)   I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate
>27)  Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the
>subject.