> 1) Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your
unique
>point of view.
> 2) The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an
>artist.
> 3) I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to
>pronounce.
> 4) Any connection between your reality and mine is purely
>coincidental.
> 5) I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give
a damn.
> 6) I like you. You remind me of when I was young and
stupid.
> 7) What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
> 8) I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
> 9) I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
>10) Ahhh...I see the f---up fairy has visited us again...
>11) I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
>12) It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
>13) Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
>14) No, my powers can only be used for good.
>15) How about never? Is never good for you?
>16) I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship
>me.
>17) You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
>18) I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
>19) I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
>20) I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
>21) Who me? I just wander from room to room.
>22) My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!
>23) It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level
I'm
>really quite busy.
>24) At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
>25) You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
>26) I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate
>27) Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the
>subject.