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  ..all soft drinks came in bottles
  and you could get a deposit back.
 
  ..cars had no air-conditioning.
 
  ..there was "free air"
  at all service stations.
 
  ..there were S&H green stamps.
 
  ..you could go as a child and
   buy your mom a pack of cigarettes.
 
  ..music was on vinyl records 45 rpm
  and albums were 78 rpm.
 
  ..there was one light (red)
   on top of police cars.
 
  ..there was only AM radio.
 
  ..everyone took the bus to town.
 
  ..you could go and see a live
  Jan & Dean concert for $3.00.
 
  ..gas was .26 a gal and
   ethel was way too high at .30.
 
  ..Typing Class was noisy.
 
  ..girls had big hair.
 
  ..you only had GM, Ford and
  Chrysler making cars in the US.
 
  ..most of the change in your
  pocket was pure silver.
 
  ..no one ever heard of Bankruptcy,
  Divorce or KY jelly.
 
               ..football helmets came without face guards.
 
  ..the Network News
  was only 15 minutes long.
 
         ..motor oil came in metal containers.
 
  ..toothpaste came in metal tubes.
 
  ..the balcony at the movie
  theater had the best view.
 
  ..Cracker Jacks had a decent
   and unusual prize in it.
 
  ..the only sideburns you saw were
   on the pictures of dead presidents.
 
             ..every one you knew had a Smallpox scar.
 
                    ..you believed everything the Government said.
 
  ..the worst you could do
  socially was drink a beer.
 
                   ..every house had a tall outside TV antennae.
 
        ..you could call a Doctor and he would
   come to your house (the same day).
 
          ..men put on a suit, they also put on a hat.
 
             ..Atomic War was a real everyday thought.
 
          ..men carried metal lunch boxes to work.