I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain ....no pain.
I am in shape........Round's a shape.......
Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been a lot more
specific.
Have you ever noticed that anybody going slower than you is an idiot,
and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be
caught dead in otherwise.
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank
robbery has just taken place.
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every
other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the
locks, they are always locking three.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is
suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best
friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
Future historians will be able to study at the "Gerald Ford Library",
the "James Carter Library", the "Ronald Reagan Library", and
the "Bill
Clinton Adult Bookstore".