MEGA MORON #1
A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a
$20 bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerk
opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all
the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The
man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20
bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the
drawer? $15. [If someone points a gun at you and gives
you money, was a crime committed?]
>MEGA MORON #2
A thief burst into a Florida bank one day wearing a
ski mask and carrying a gun. Aiming his gun at the guard, the
thief yelled, "FREEZE, MOTHER-STICKERS, THIS IS A F___-UP!"
For a moment, everyone was silent. Then the snickers started.
The guard completely lost it and doubled over laughing. It
probably saved his life, because he'd been about to draw his
gun. He couldn't have drawn and fired before the thief got him.
The thief ran away and is still at large. In memory of the event,
The bank later put a plaque on the wall engraved "Freeze,
mother-stickers, this is a f_ _ _-up!"
MEGA MORON #3
Seems this Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided
that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab
some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over
his head at the window. The cinder blockbounced back and hit the
would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. Seems the
liquor store window was made of Plexi-Glass. The whole event was
caught on videotape.
MEGA MORON #4
As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man
grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately and
the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the
snatcher. Within minutes, the police had apprehended the snatcher.
They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief
was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive
ID. To which he replied "Yes Officer, that's her. That's the lady
I stole the purse from."
MEGA MORON #5 and 5 STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER!!!
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked
on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for. Police
Arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motor home
near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted
to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his hose into the
motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle
declined to press charges, saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever
had.
MEGA MORON #6
The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a
Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 5am, flashed a gun and demanded
cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the
cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings,
the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated,
walked away.
MEGA MORON #7
Kentucky: Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by
running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck.