>An application was for employment.
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>A program was a TV show.
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>A cursor used profanity.
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>A keyboard was a piano.
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>Memory was something that you lost with age.
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>A CD was a bank account .
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>And if you had a 3 1/2 floppy, you hoped nobody found out!
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>Compress was something you did to the garbage, not something you did to a
>file.
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>And if you unzipped anything in public, you'd be in jail for a while!
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>Log on was adding wood to the fire.
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>Hard drive was a long trip on the road.
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>A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
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>And a backup happened to your commode!
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>Cut - you did with a pocket knife.
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>Paste you did with glue.
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>A web was a spider's home.
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>And a virus was the flu!