[Internet Funnies]  [Home]

Horseback Riding

 A blonde who has never ridden before and has never had
 lessons decides that she is going to go horseback riding. 
 
 She mounts the horse unassisted and immediately the horse
 starts to gallop at a nice steady pace.  The blonde, however,
 is bouncing from side-to-side.  She tries to grab the horses
 mane, but she can't get a secure hold.  Then she leans forward
 and throws her arms around the horses neck.  All to no avail.
 
 The horse gallops on oblivious to its riders plight.  The blonde
 starts to slip from the saddle and his holding on to the side
 of the horse.  Finally, she decides to throw herself free.
 
 Unfortunately, her foot gets caught in the stirrup and as the
 horse gallops on, her head is banging up and down on the ground. 
 
 Just as she's about to lose consciousness, her quarter ran out.