> > > A man staggers into an emergency room with two
> > > black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around
> > > his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what
happened.
> > >
> > > Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a
> > > quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her
> > > ball into a pasture of cows.
> > >
> > > We went to look for it and while I was rooting
around,
> > > I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear
end.
> > > I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough,
there
> > > was my wife's golf ball.......... stuck right in the
middle
> > > of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake.
> > >
> > > "What did you do?", asks the doctor.
> > >
> > > Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife,
> > > "Hey, this looks like yours!"