Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping
trip.After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they were
exhausted and went to sleep. Some hours
later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you
see."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of
stars."
"What does that tell you?" asked Holmes.
Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it
tells me that there are millions of galaxies and
potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Timewise, I deduce that the time is
approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, I can see that the Lord is all
powerful and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a
beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell YOU?"
Holmes was silent for a moment, then spoke.
"Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent."