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PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY DEAD AT 71

>> Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeast
>>infection. He was 71.
>>
>>  Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral ceremonies in recent years.
>>  Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, the
>>California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies.
>>
>>    The graveside was piled with flours as longtime friend Aunt Jemima
>>delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who "never knew how much he
>>was kneaded."
>>
>>  Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with
>>many turnovers.
>>
>>  He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on
>>half-baked schemes.  Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model
>>for millions.
>>
>> Fresh is survived by his second wife, They have two children and one in
the oven.
>>The funeral was held at 2:25 for 20 minutes.