> > >
> >
> > > I love my master;
> >
> > > Thus I perfume myself with
> >
> > > This long-rotten squirrel.
> >
> > >
> >
> > > I lie belly-up
> >
> > > In the sunshine, happier than
> >
> > > You ever will be
> >
> > >
> >
> > > Today I sniffed
> >
> > > Many dog behinds - I celebrate
> >
> > > By kissing your face.
> >
> > >
> >
> > > I sound the alarm!
> >
> > > Paper boy - come to kill us all - Look! Look!
> >
> > > Look! Look! Look!
> >
> > > I sound the alarm!
> >
> > > Garbage man - come to kill us all - Look! Look!
> >
> > > Look! Look! Look!
> >
> > >
> >
> > > I lift my leg and
> >
> > > Whiz on each bush. Hello, Spot -
> >
> > > Sniff this and weep
> >
> > >
> >
> > > How do I love thee?
> >
> > > The ways are numberless as
> >
> > > My hairs on the rug.
> >
> > >
> >
> > > My human is home!
> >
> > > I am so ecstatic I have
> >
> > > Made a puddle
> >
> > >
> >
> > > I Hate my choke chain-
> >
> > > Look, world, they strangle me! Ack Ack Ack
> >
> > > Ack Ack Ack!
> >
> > >
> >
> > > Sleeping here, my chin
> >
> > > On your foot - no greater bliss - well,
> >
> > > Maybe catching rats
> >
> > >
> >
> > > Look in my eyes and
> >
> > > Deny it. No human could
> >
> > > Love you as much I do
> >
> > >
> >
> > > The cat is not all
> >
> > > Bad - she fills the litter box
> >
> > > With Tootsie Rolls
> >
> > >
> >
> > > Dig under fence - why?
> >
> > > Because it's there. Because it's there.
> >
> > > Because it's there.
> >
> > >
> >
> > > I am your best friend,
> >
> > > Now, always, and especially
> >
> > > When you are eating.
> >
> > >
> >
> > > My owners' mood is
> >
> > > Romantic - I lie near their
> >
> > > Feet. I fart a big one.