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Dog Haiku


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> >  > I love my master;
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> >  > Thus I perfume myself with
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> >  > This long-rotten squirrel.
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> >  > I lie belly-up
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> >  > In the sunshine, happier than
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> >  > You ever will be
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> >  >
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> >  > Today I sniffed
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> >  > Many dog behinds - I celebrate
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> >  > By kissing your face.
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> >  > I sound the alarm!
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> >  > Paper boy - come to kill us all - Look! Look!
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> >  > Look! Look! Look!
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> >  > I sound the alarm!
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> >  > Garbage man - come to kill us all - Look! Look!
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> >  > Look! Look! Look!
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> >  > I lift my leg and
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> >  > Whiz on each bush. Hello, Spot -
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> >  > Sniff this and weep
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> >  > How do I love thee?
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> >  > The ways are numberless as
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> >  > My hairs on the rug.
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> >  > My human is home!
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> >  > I am so ecstatic I have
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> >  > Made a puddle
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> >  > I Hate my choke chain-
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> >  > Look, world, they strangle me! Ack Ack Ack
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> >  > Ack Ack Ack!
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> >  > Sleeping here, my chin
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> >  > On your foot - no greater bliss - well,
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> >  > Maybe catching rats
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> >  > Look in my eyes and
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> >  > Deny it. No human could
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> >  > Love you as much I do
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> >  > The cat is not all
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> >  > Bad - she fills the litter box
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> >  > With Tootsie Rolls
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> >  > Dig under fence - why?
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> >  > Because it's there. Because it's there.
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> >  > Because it's there.
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> >  > I am your best friend,
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> >  > Now, always, and especially
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> >  > When you are eating.
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> >  > My owners' mood is
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> >  > Romantic - I lie near their
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> >  > Feet. I fart a big one.