> > SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do you Hear What I Hear?
> >
> > MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Queens
Disoriented Are
> >
> > DEMENTIA: I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas
> >
> > NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
> >
> > MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn
and Streets and
> > Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and
Trucks and Trees
> > and Fire Hydrants and...
> >
> > PARANOID: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.
> >
> > PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm
Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna > > Pout, Maybe I'll tell you Why.
> >
> > DEPRESSION: Silent Anesthetic, Holy Analgesic, All
is Flat, All is
> > Lonely.
> >
> > OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bell, Jingle
Bell, Jingle Bell
> > Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle
> > Bell, > > Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle
Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle
> > Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell, Jingle
> > Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell
Rock, Jingle Bell,
> > Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock
(better start again)
> >
> > PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY:
> > On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to
Me (and then took
> > it > > all away).
> >
> > BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of
Roasting on an Open
> > Fire.