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>>> ENGLISH PHRASE                           CHINESE INTERPRETATION
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>>> Are you harboring a fugitive?                Hu Yu Hai Ding?
>>> See me A.S.A.P.                              Kum Hia Nao
>>> Stupid Man                                   Dum Gai
>>> Small Horse                                  Tai Ni Po Ni
>>> Your price is too high!!                     No Bai Dam Ding!!
>>> Did you go to the beach?                     Wai Yu So Tan?
>>> I bumped into a coffee table.                Ai Bang Mai Ni
>>> I think you need a facelift.                 Chin Tu Fat
>>> It's very dark in here.                      Wai So Dim?
>>> Has your flight been delayed?                Hao Long Wei Ting?
>>> That was an unauthorized execution.          Lin Ching
>>> I thought you were on a diet.                Wai Yu Mun Ching?
>>> This is a tow away zone.                     No Pah King
>>> Do you know the lyrics to Macarena?          Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
>>> You are not very bright.                     Yu So Dum
>>> I got this for free.                         Ai No Pei
>>> I am not guilty.                             Wai Hang Mi?
>>> Please, stay a while longer.                 Wai Go Nao?
>>> Our meeting was scheduled for next week.     Wai Yu Kum Nao
>>> They have arrived.                           Hia Dei Kum
>>> Stay out of sight.                           Lei  Lo
>>> He's cleaning his automobile.                Wa Shing Ka
>>> Your body odor is offensive.                 Yu stin ki pu