1. He somewhat cleaned the toilet. Gave it a few flushes.
> >
> > 2. Added the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water & had
both lids lifted.
> >
> > 3. Picked up the cat & soothed him while carrying him towards the
bathroom.
> >
> > 4. In one smooth movement, covered the cat's eyes, flipped him over
backwards, dumping the cat into the toilet & closed both > >
lids.
Then he stood on the lid so the cat couldn't escape.
> >
> > 5. After 5 minutes of listening to the hurricane in the toilet bowl
under him, he flushed the toilet three or four times. This provided a
"power > > wash & rinse" which he
found to be quite effective.
> >
> > 6. Opened the door to the outside & ensured that there were
no people between the toilet & the outside door.
> >
> > 7. Stood behind the toilet as far as he could, & quickly lifted
both
> > lids.
> >
> > 8. Then the now-clean cat would rocket out of the toilet & run
outside > > where he would dry himself.
> >
> > JOB DONE!