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We build bodies that last a lifetime.

For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.

Man, honest.  Will take anything.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory.  Must be willing to travel.

Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated?  Come here first!

Christmas tag-sale.  Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.

Wanted: Hair-cutter.  Excellent growth potential.

Wanted.  Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

3-year-old teacher need for pre-school.  Experience preferred.

Our experienced Mom will care of your child.  Fenced yard, meals, and
smacks included.

Our bikinis are exciting.  They are simply the tops.

Auto Repair Service.  Free pick-up and delivery.  Try us once, you'll
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Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross
and salary.

Wanted.  Widower with school-age children requires person to assume
general housekeeping duties.  Must be capable of contributing to growth of
family.

Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient
beating.

Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.

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unrivaled inconvenience.

We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.