> >THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!
> >Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God
> >asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"Adam said he didn't have
anyone to
>
> >talk to.
> >God said he was going to give him a companion and it would be a woman.
> >He said, "(1.) This person will cook for you and wash your
clothes,
> >she will always agree with every decision you make. (2.)
She
> >willbear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the
>
> >night to take care of them. (3.) She will not nag you
and will
> >always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a
> >disagreement. (4.) She will never have a headache and will
freely
> >give you love andpassion
> >Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"God said,
"An arm
> >and a leg." Adam said, "What can I get for just a
rib?"The rest is
> history.